computerguru427
: if u want something done right...
ryUAn87
: mmhmm
computerguru427
: gotta hire a mexican..they have great work ethic
ryUAn87
: plus they're good at gardening.
computerguru427
: heat doesnt really ever bother them
ryUAn87
: always hydrated
computerguru427
: dont speak english so u dont have to deal with the drama of "listening" to their problems
ryUAn87
: or paying them the correct amount
computerguru427
: the exchange rate is great
ryUAn87
: you can never run out of them
computerguru427
: if you build them a guest house, it can have really small doors
ryUAn87
: which means you can also have short ceilings. creating a greater potential for multiple floors
computerguru427
: they eat really cheap too, u just gotta buy tortillas and have them get shit from the garden basically, very self sustaining
ryUAn87
: and if you tell them the Virgin Mary commands it, odds are they'll listen
computerguru427
: if u own multiple properties, no matter how many you own, you only need one vehicle, of any size, period.
ryUAn87
: and if that vehicle is a dodge neon... in a weeks time you'll have a sweet spoiler and olde english decals
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computerguru427
: do they get haircuts? i dont even think they do
ryUAn87
: no. they're like short hair dogs. very little grooming is needed
computerguru427
: they dont have a real huge anti-racism agenda like some african americans, since they never had that whole slavery thing they are very open to interpretation on the subject

ryUAn87
: and besides Arizona. They aren't overly picky about where they live .
computerguru427
: 1 pair of jeans, 1 shirt, 1 old pair of boots, shopping done
ryUAn87
: amazing watch dogs. they'd rather take a robber out themselves than call the police.
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computerguru427
: I dont think you really even need health care on them, i dont think they get hurt
ryUAn87
: dental is unnecessary because they have no real reason to smile
computerguru427
: haha, *win*